you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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