I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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