HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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