PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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