rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
Randomize
