She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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cat food counts as protein by the way
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
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She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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