I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
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1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
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This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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