Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
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