yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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