Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
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With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
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all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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