You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Your face is a jimmy john
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
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She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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