So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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