I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
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I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
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He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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