You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
high people should be assigned attendants
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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