But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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