and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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