Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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