are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
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Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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