I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
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We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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