IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
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I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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