Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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His hands were made for my vagina.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
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Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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