end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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