They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
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she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
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The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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