No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
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It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
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He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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