there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
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He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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