I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
