A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
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currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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