moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
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Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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