one might say we're banned from that church
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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