Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
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I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
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anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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