yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
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I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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