Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i will never coherently bang her
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I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
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Sext me about skeletons
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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