I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
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I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
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Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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