i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
This gyro tastes like lonliness
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.