im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
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its like you know when i get waxed
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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