Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
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Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
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Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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