you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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