hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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