so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
My penis needs a shock collar
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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