He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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