When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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