dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
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you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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