i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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