turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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