my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
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YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
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Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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