i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
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