1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
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did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
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Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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