I'm going to jail i love you
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
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Another day, another engagement, another cat
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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