youre lurking in front of me
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i think my tv is drunk
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
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Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
you are never too drunk for berry picking
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Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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