You work out of a Hotel?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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