If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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